Friday, March 30, 2012

Majestic March !


Just like the title hints at, this month has been more than an ordinary one for me!
Witnessed dreams shattering to pieces and coming true eventually. I had made a pact with me that I won't crib over it, neither did I..
It is such a bliss and ecstatic joy when you see one of your dreams come true, I bet even doubting Dave agrees to this fact!
Well, took a positive vibes from the previous month in which, I went Ahmedabad to participate in MICA's Samar Sports Meet ( Represented Team Cricket NITIE )!
And then there were disappointments-hope-disappointments-hope cycles ! sobeit !

Well until that perfect moment !
Never did I think I would run behind some Celebs, to surprise I didn’t see what was coming. One fine night, 27th , One of my good Friends, Pratik Sisode (Sisou)was to return from Scotland and there I was along with Pratik Zingade (Zingo)  to receive him at Mumbai International Airport at Arrivals. Met Prithvi, a good friend from Pune too.    It is such a relief and speechless moment when one of your Friend or Family person returns from abroad. We were having a good candid talk and suddenly there was an uproar !
Everyone was running, yelling and doing all kind of stuff that made me feel a Maniac Breeze must have struck them! On enquiring we find out, Katrina was to return from abroad!

WHOA ! KAaaat Rinaaaaaaaaaaa ! J

There were few What-do-you-think glances  and all of a sudden we were following, rather joining the clamour.
Got a bit closer only to reveal SRK it was ! OmG !  I know he is just another human being but STARDOM outdid that day.. This Guy is surely the King of Bollywood ! The very fact that wherever he goes he owns it speaks volume about him ! 

And then the moment came , Katrina in Black T-shirt ! Ahhhh, this Girl is an Angelic Doll ! I wonder how much extra amount of cuteness and tenderness GoD has bestowed her with! It meant eternal joy to me. She was merely 2-3 feet away and I could smell her perfume too. She slid into the car soon ! SRK was being interviewed, and I tried getting a closer look  to capture it in my Sony Ericsson Mobile ! I took some snaps close enuf and then was pulled back by the Camera Media Association guys, to save myself from the embarrassments I refrained ! Moments later,  I just stood with Zingo behind Katrina’s Car, when we witnessed the Angel, the Doll, KATRINA ! Looked as if , she had opened the rear compartment of her car only to give us a good glance of her and then the honey like words filled our ears !
“Subhaash Bhaiya, wo Bag Kiska hai, ussey koi Dhusree Gadi me Rakho aur Jaldi Chalo”  *Katrina’s Accent*  ! OMG, Loved hearing that ! #Bliss I was so engrossed admiring her that forgot taking a snap and then the obvious happened. Yeah, I was pulled away by the guards again !

Whatever! the moment was perfect ! :)
One of the Best Times Of my Life ! J <3 

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Destiny contd.... Part II


"So, you here for Diamonds?", asked the cab driver.
" Yeah ! ", the Visitor replied.
"Hmmm, good luck with that."                                                                              
"Thank you Sir",the visitor reciprocated.
"Sir? You surely are British !", said the cab driver with a chuckle.
They exchanged smiles after that..

Dusty-Barua, was not on the favourite lists of the tourists due to its reddish un-attracting nature but it was one of the most wanted lands due to its precious stones.
Barua's history had secrets burried deep in it. Secrets that had potential to explode like an atomic reactor, only with a difference that there were no Cadmium rods to control the fission.

"Your place, Sir", the cabbie had developed a sense of respect towards the visitor.
"Thank you again, could you please direct me to this address?",showing a piece of paper he appealed.
"Ah, Jason's house, Eucalyptus trees, just beyond the river Barian and yes, beware of his wife Sir", hinting at the address the Cabbie winked.
The visitor didn't get the latter part of his explanation but thanked him again and headed towards the address.

Eucalyptus trees were the only greenish entities that made it look like a farm.The visitor stood in front of the house, rather a hut made up of hay,"Exactly how have I imagined !", exclaimed the visitor.
Before he could proceed to knock,saw someone coming out through the door.
Jason he was. 5'7'', dark ,a fit man, he had only his below abdomen part covered !

"Oh, Mr. Peter, they told, you will come, journey okay? you tired? come, come in.", requested Jason.
Peter smiled and obeyed him.

" Sir, Thank you very much for the hospitality, I should begin as to why I am here ", hurried Peter.
" I hear, your farm produce some excellent diamonds, I would help you to get good price once we discover them."
"You hear right, Mine best, your father tell you, right?! ",said Jason.
"Yes, so we are good, shall we inspect it?", asked Peter.
"Of course, you me good, I happy, we go now, see my land. " And they headed towards the farm.

Doing that a lady caught his view, a beautiful woman, in her twenties, 5'3'', wheaty and her long hair made her look tremendously attractive. It was then clear as to why the cabbie had warned Peter.She was one lady any person would die for.

"I don't know about the diamonds but people here are real gems ", said Peter.
"Gems, no Mr. Peter, we Diamond producer, you make us gem". Jason had no idea why Peter said that.

All of a sudden, Peter found his leg stepping on a soft thing and before he could react it bit him on the left ankle of his leg. The snake bite had made Peter cry for help, he was fainting, his vision blurred and next thing he opened his eyes in a hut after 30 minutes.

"I am alive", Peter exclaimed.
"Mr. Peter, you not dead, the snake, non poisonous, meet my wife Alacia", introducing to a woman Jason said.
The pain seemed to have vanished seeing the angelic creature, Alicia, Jason's wife.
"Errrr, hello Madame ! ", he greeted.
Alacia could only smile at him presenting him with a glass of water.

"Thank you for that welcome Barua", thought Peter," The snake bite was worth it."






Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Destiny..


Pointing the gun straight at his temple the guy said,"You scumhead now pay for the sin you did."
The innocent victim on the other hand was clueless as to what had dawned on him.
The mere chilling touch of the gunpoint made him shiver and choked his voice to a level where words betrayed him considerably.

The gun-holder, a baldy,5'5'',fair, with a goaty appeared as if he had faced the harsh realities of life earlier in his life and seemed direct decendant of Hiroshima attack striken areas !

"You call me deuce, you face hell tonight.."
"Bbbbuttt, wha......t did I do?", totally perplexed, the victim asked .
"You ask what you do, I tell you", Gun-holder pressed the gunpoint harder at victim's temple.

"Far far at my place, Barua, we live happily,grow our farms, drink river water,pure, divine,until your people step in.Yes, you scumheads destroy our land, screw our women, devastate everything, only for few glittering stones.You made our place hell, I show you what hell feel."


The victim defended,"Ssssir, I deeply regret what my ancestors did, and I feel ashamed to have born in such a family... "


Suddenly then something made him stop.Not listening to anything, the Gun-holder took out a shiny velvetty looking pouch, untied it and poured all the glittering stones he had, Diamonds, on the victim's head and while doing had a devil's laugh. Victim's eyes were terrified with all of this and knew that the gunholder was in no mood to have a candid talk.

""Take these stones, Sonofabitch, i no need them now, you kill my wife, I kill you.", the rustic Gunholder was adamant.

For the last time the victim closed his eyes and remembered his wife, he could smell her enchanting perfume besides himself....he knew this was the end....
"My dear Lord, Forgive me, my sins...",begged the victim.

PAWWWWWWW...and then there was a fire.... the victim was dead.
"Dear Almighty, accept this", prayed the sinner.

The gunholder seemed ecstatic, tears rolled down his cheeks. but he wore a smile too, pointing his gun towards the sky he recited, "And now,my love, this, for you..."


PAWWWWWWW.......In a flick of a second there was another shot...

And then there was a grave silence...........

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Chosen One....

There, clutching the collar of a silly little kid, 10 may be, he said with a disgust, “You, you know who am I ?? I am you from the future, yeah, may be I look like a retard and worn out rag but yeah believe me this is exactly how you are going to turn into, some 25 years later. ”
Kid exclaims, “Holy S**t !!!!!    Really !!!!!”

The youth continues keeping his glares on the table, “What is it to be so over-joyous seeing me, you Jackass! Some years down the line you are gonna regret it. So listen to me very damn carefully, no, I am not gonna tell you the future I am here to change it instead for the good.”

Kid interrupts, “Errr, okay, it is odd, but first let me verify that you certainly are me from the future”
“Ahhhhh, I had this in the blood !!!!”
, thought the guy.

Kid says,” Tell me one thing I wanted when I was in Grade 2, one thing, I thought, is perfect.”
In no time, ”I see where you are going bro, you wanted to be Batman someday and not just because he is supercool with gadgets and all but you so desperately wanted Wonder-woman, and do stuff like…” Kid interrupts again, “Hell yeah, omg !!! You surely are me !!!! Freak, this is freaking AWESOME !!!”

Look kido , there’s no time hearing this crap, I want you all ears right now, cuz’ you have a job to do in the future. You, bro, are the chosen one, you are, one of those who is going to make history someday.”
The kid’s eyes sparkled, he was never so attentive. All his life, he dreamt being a hero. It was his cue.

“In 2033, you are gonna write a novel, a novel so revolutionary that would change whole course of events and promise me buddy, no matter how much resistance come across you will stick to this and be hell bent to finish it up. ”
“One more thing, just as a advice don’t hesitate to tell her that you seriously love her, love her as one you have never loved anyone, just say it, year 2019, she is the one. Don’t disappoint me. And bud, you can be  a Batman even if you have bunch of friends around, live it up. Tc ”

Off with a bang, he got up !!!!
He could hear the rooster, it was 5 AM, and still dark out there. He rubbed his eyes over and tried to recollect what his dream meant. And then with a smile, he went to bed again.

That morning when he got up at 8 AM, while retrieving his glasses he ended up on something else. He saw the glares, which didn’t belong to him, holding them tight , his heart pounded with fear and anxiousness both. He sprinted down the living room asking every possible person in the home about the glares if anyone had mistakenly left it in his room.

But to his surprise, no one did budge.
He went out in the garden with a smile over his face, sun shining merrily in the sky with the cool breeze blowing over the river towards his home soothed him greatly.
He was aware then,perhaps awakened, that he surely is the chosen one !!!!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

TYPICAL...

She paid him 16 bucks and took it instinctually. Nothing but only it could quench her thirst at that moment. There, on the railway station, stood a beautiful girl in her teens, taking a sip of water (name of the brand withheld, to avoid royalty issues , :P )…

Meanwhile, her cell phone accidently fell on the railway tracks and she was pleading for help. The next few things happened real fast.  Everyone around thought that was actually their cue to do something and win a small glimpse of the pretty girl… I was one of them too ;)

Before anyone could respond I happen to see her having a luring stare at a guy nearby. He was average heighted, must be around 55kgs, neatly oiled hair, with plug-ins in the ears listening to music, I guess.

I don’t know what happened but the girl seemed to transfer her steamy message in the some kind of morse code to the poor guy and then out of nowhere the obvious happened.

That guy leaped in onto the railway tracks, held the mobile phone and began returning. The girl gave a hand to help him climb, but surprisingly that guy refused and did it on his own.(ATTITUDE)

Handing over the phone I along with everyone could see the heroic smile on the guy’s face, he was so amused that he sort of overheard the “Thank you” by the pretty girl.

That guy later on gave everyone an HIMYM actor BARNEY’s weird expression claiming, “The Daddy is here” attitude.

Whatever, all this seemed both cool and hilarious at that moment !!!!


 

Sunday, October 2, 2011

An old man's Confession...

Pondering,at something unnerving,an Old man's thoughts hovered over him :


When I was a child in School, I was dying to go to the College,

When I was in College, I was dying to convey my feelings to my LOVE(Something kept me away),

When I was in Graduation School, I was dying to get placed in a good company,

When I was working, I was dying to get married,

When I did marry, I was dying to have Children,

When I had Children, I was dying to secure their future,

When I did, I was dying to retire,

When I retired, I was dying to spend time with my near and dear ones,

Now, that I am dying, one thing fogs up my mind, "Ohhh CRAP!!!!   I forgot to LIVE "
Courtesy:  Vaibhav Tatwawadi !!!!

Very true!!!  Why bother future and waste our precious moments !!!!
Life is Beautiful, only if you see it as one !!!
So CHILL n Live in the moment !!! 
\m/  :)







 

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Critical Atyaachaaar !!!!!

This was d gist of a talk between a Garage serviceman, when he narrated his story to me, somewhere back down in the past.
I am posting it now !!!!!!

Well, how does one answer the critic??
When all yu did,
Wass d best, yu could out stick,
At that freakn' fuzzy minute !!!!!!


I tried it, and went on to a fight,
To keep things bloody upright.
Amidst a shatterd shards like site,
Made it glow in the night.


Yu were everything I wanted,
Wud have meant different had yu stayed.
Now I feel the same crappy question,
Was it worth or I just feined !!!!!!


Today when things are hunky dory,
Life has changed, and so m I !!!!!
People call me freak,
And exclaim me "sick "   !!!!
Well sobeit !!!!!


And so once again my dear,
Therez something that surfaces near,
Today people ask me have I gone frentic??
Tell me, How does one answer the critic??


The best part is before I could put in my crappy advice in this he blurted out one with these simple lines,

"Jane do naa bhaiyaaa, wo nahi toh koi aur sahi, ab kya rote baithunga sari umar ,kahi na kahi koi appka intzaaar kar raha hota hi hai... Agle mahine shaadi hai meri,shayad ye ladki hi naseeb me likhi hogi..Aana jarooor.."
:)