The Chosen One....

There, clutching the collar of a silly little kid, 10 may be, he said with a disgust, “You, you know who am I ?? I am you from the future, yeah, may be I look like a retard and worn out rag but yeah believe me this is exactly how you are going to turn into, some 25 years later. ”
Kid exclaims, “Holy S**t !!!!!    Really !!!!!”

The youth continues keeping his glares on the table, “What is it to be so over-joyous seeing me, you Jackass! Some years down the line you are gonna regret it. So listen to me very damn carefully, no, I am not gonna tell you the future I am here to change it instead for the good.”

Kid interrupts, “Errr, okay, it is odd, but first let me verify that you certainly are me from the future”
“Ahhhhh, I had this in the blood !!!!”, thought the guy.

Kid says,” Tell me one thing I wanted when I was in Grade 2, one thing, I thought, is perfect.”
In no time, ”I see where you are going bro, you wanted to be Batman someday and not just because he is supercool with gadgets and all but you so desperately wanted Wonder-woman, and do stuff like…” Kid interrupts again, “Hell yeah, omg !!! You surely are me !!!! Freak, this is freaking AWESOME !!!”

“Look kido , there’s no time hearing this crap, I want you all ears right now, cuz’ you have a job to do in the future. You, bro, are the chosen one, you are, one of those who is going to make history someday.”
The kid’s eyes sparkled, he was never so attentive. All his life, he dreamt being a hero. It was his cue.

“In 2033, you are gonna write a novel, a novel so revolutionary that would change whole course of events and promise me buddy, no matter how much resistance come across you will stick to this and be hell bent to finish it up. ”
“One more thing, just as a advice don’t hesitate to tell her that you seriously love her, love her as one you have never loved anyone, just say it, year 2019, she is the one. Don’t disappoint me. And bud, you can be  a Batman even if you have bunch of friends around, live it up. Tc ”

Off with a bang, he got up !!!!
He could hear the rooster, it was 5 AM, and still dark out there. He rubbed his eyes over and tried to recollect what his dream meant. And then with a smile, he went to bed again.

That morning when he got up at 8 AM, while retrieving his glasses he ended up on something else. He saw the glares, which didn’t belong to him, holding them tight , his heart pounded with fear and anxiousness both. He sprinted down the living room asking every possible person in the home about the glares if anyone had mistakenly left it in his room.

But to his surprise, no one did budge.

He went out in the garden with a smile over his face, sun shining merrily in the sky with the cool breeze blowing over the river towards his home soothed him greatly.

He was aware then,perhaps awakened, that he surely is the chosen one !!!!!!

TYPICAL...

She paid him 16 bucks and took it instinctually. Nothing but only it could quench her thirst at that moment. There, on the railway station, stood a beautiful girl in her teens, taking a sip of water (name of the brand withheld, to avoid royalty issues , :P )…

Meanwhile, her cell phone accidently fell on the railway tracks and she was pleading for help. The next few things happened real fast.  Everyone around thought that was actually their cue to do something and win a small glimpse of the pretty girl… I was one of them too ;)

Before anyone could respond I happen to see her having a luring stare at a guy nearby. He was average heighted, must be around 55kgs, neatly oiled hair, with plug-ins in the ears listening to music, I guess.

I don’t know what happened but the girl seemed to transfer her steamy message in the some kind of morse code to the poor guy and then out of nowhere the obvious happened.

That guy leaped in onto the railway tracks, held the mobile phone and began returning. The girl gave a hand to help him climb, but surprisingly that guy refused and did it on his own.(ATTITUDE)

Handing over the phone I along with everyone could see the heroic smile on the guy’s face, he was so amused that he sort of overheard the “Thank you” by the pretty girl.

That guy later on gave everyone an HIMYM actor BARNEY’s weird expression claiming, “The Daddy is here” attitude.

Whatever, all this seemed both cool and hilarious at that moment !!!!