Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Chosen One....

There, clutching the collar of a silly little kid, 10 may be, he said with a disgust, “You, you know who am I ?? I am you from the future, yeah, may be I look like a retard and worn out rag but yeah believe me this is exactly how you are going to turn into, some 25 years later. ”
Kid exclaims, “Holy S**t !!!!!    Really !!!!!”

The youth continues keeping his glares on the table, “What is it to be so over-joyous seeing me, you Jackass! Some years down the line you are gonna regret it. So listen to me very damn carefully, no, I am not gonna tell you the future I am here to change it instead for the good.”

Kid interrupts, “Errr, okay, it is odd, but first let me verify that you certainly are me from the future”
“Ahhhhh, I had this in the blood !!!!”
, thought the guy.

Kid says,” Tell me one thing I wanted when I was in Grade 2, one thing, I thought, is perfect.”
In no time, ”I see where you are going bro, you wanted to be Batman someday and not just because he is supercool with gadgets and all but you so desperately wanted Wonder-woman, and do stuff like…” Kid interrupts again, “Hell yeah, omg !!! You surely are me !!!! Freak, this is freaking AWESOME !!!”

Look kido , there’s no time hearing this crap, I want you all ears right now, cuz’ you have a job to do in the future. You, bro, are the chosen one, you are, one of those who is going to make history someday.”
The kid’s eyes sparkled, he was never so attentive. All his life, he dreamt being a hero. It was his cue.

“In 2033, you are gonna write a novel, a novel so revolutionary that would change whole course of events and promise me buddy, no matter how much resistance come across you will stick to this and be hell bent to finish it up. ”
“One more thing, just as a advice don’t hesitate to tell her that you seriously love her, love her as one you have never loved anyone, just say it, year 2019, she is the one. Don’t disappoint me. And bud, you can be  a Batman even if you have bunch of friends around, live it up. Tc ”

Off with a bang, he got up !!!!
He could hear the rooster, it was 5 AM, and still dark out there. He rubbed his eyes over and tried to recollect what his dream meant. And then with a smile, he went to bed again.

That morning when he got up at 8 AM, while retrieving his glasses he ended up on something else. He saw the glares, which didn’t belong to him, holding them tight , his heart pounded with fear and anxiousness both. He sprinted down the living room asking every possible person in the home about the glares if anyone had mistakenly left it in his room.

But to his surprise, no one did budge.
He went out in the garden with a smile over his face, sun shining merrily in the sky with the cool breeze blowing over the river towards his home soothed him greatly.
He was aware then,perhaps awakened, that he surely is the chosen one !!!!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

TYPICAL...

She paid him 16 bucks and took it instinctually. Nothing but only it could quench her thirst at that moment. There, on the railway station, stood a beautiful girl in her teens, taking a sip of water (name of the brand withheld, to avoid royalty issues , :P )…

Meanwhile, her cell phone accidently fell on the railway tracks and she was pleading for help. The next few things happened real fast.  Everyone around thought that was actually their cue to do something and win a small glimpse of the pretty girl… I was one of them too ;)

Before anyone could respond I happen to see her having a luring stare at a guy nearby. He was average heighted, must be around 55kgs, neatly oiled hair, with plug-ins in the ears listening to music, I guess.

I don’t know what happened but the girl seemed to transfer her steamy message in the some kind of morse code to the poor guy and then out of nowhere the obvious happened.

That guy leaped in onto the railway tracks, held the mobile phone and began returning. The girl gave a hand to help him climb, but surprisingly that guy refused and did it on his own.(ATTITUDE)

Handing over the phone I along with everyone could see the heroic smile on the guy’s face, he was so amused that he sort of overheard the “Thank you” by the pretty girl.

That guy later on gave everyone an HIMYM actor BARNEY’s weird expression claiming, “The Daddy is here” attitude.

Whatever, all this seemed both cool and hilarious at that moment !!!!


 

Sunday, October 2, 2011

An old man's Confession...

Pondering,at something unnerving,an Old man's thoughts hovered over him :


When I was a child in School, I was dying to go to the College,

When I was in College, I was dying to convey my feelings to my LOVE(Something kept me away),

When I was in Graduation School, I was dying to get placed in a good company,

When I was working, I was dying to get married,

When I did marry, I was dying to have Children,

When I had Children, I was dying to secure their future,

When I did, I was dying to retire,

When I retired, I was dying to spend time with my near and dear ones,

Now, that I am dying, one thing fogs up my mind, "Ohhh CRAP!!!!   I forgot to LIVE "
Courtesy:  Vaibhav Tatwawadi !!!!

Very true!!!  Why bother future and waste our precious moments !!!!
Life is Beautiful, only if you see it as one !!!
So CHILL n Live in the moment !!! 
\m/  :)







 

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Critical Atyaachaaar !!!!!

This was d gist of a talk between a Garage serviceman, when he narrated his story to me, somewhere back down in the past.
I am posting it now !!!!!!

Well, how does one answer the critic??
When all yu did,
Wass d best, yu could out stick,
At that freakn' fuzzy minute !!!!!!


I tried it, and went on to a fight,
To keep things bloody upright.
Amidst a shatterd shards like site,
Made it glow in the night.


Yu were everything I wanted,
Wud have meant different had yu stayed.
Now I feel the same crappy question,
Was it worth or I just feined !!!!!!


Today when things are hunky dory,
Life has changed, and so m I !!!!!
People call me freak,
And exclaim me "sick "   !!!!
Well sobeit !!!!!


And so once again my dear,
Therez something that surfaces near,
Today people ask me have I gone frentic??
Tell me, How does one answer the critic??


The best part is before I could put in my crappy advice in this he blurted out one with these simple lines,

"Jane do naa bhaiyaaa, wo nahi toh koi aur sahi, ab kya rote baithunga sari umar ,kahi na kahi koi appka intzaaar kar raha hota hi hai... Agle mahine shaadi hai meri,shayad ye ladki hi naseeb me likhi hogi..Aana jarooor.."
:)

Monday, August 15, 2011

INDEPENDENT INDIA........


Hello Buddies !!!
Yu wanna knw as to wat it feels to be in an Independent Nation, then yu might also love to have a look on these following scenarios:
In a progressive country like ours, Electricity theft, still is prevalent in villages —INDEPENDENT INDIA

In a country that boasts LPG gas for cooking, Villagers still prefer ancient Chulhasthereby increasing pollution (thnxxx to Inflation) --INDEPENDENT INDIA

Traffic signals are meant to have a control on conveyance transport, people still don't bother breaking those--INDEPENDENT INDIA

A country that favours Women Empowerment, falls short to safeguard them in real terms. There are some who not only lack proper education but also are treated as mere Pleasure-providing stuff, and everyone acts as if he is deaf and dumb--INDEPENDENT INDIA

“There is absolutely no need to work hard”, is a mentality today Indian Beggar possesses cuz’ he can easily earn his living thru’ begging, on the mercy of fellow Countrymen--INDEPENDENT INDIA

When there are Sulabh Shouchalayas in the Villages, neglecting health hazard, the crowd still prefers going to the open--INDEPENDENT INDIA

Indian Railways—An abode to thousands of homeless nomads today---INDEPENDENT INDIA
Here, the love-birds actually can have a romantic time alongside coast that too not being chased no matter how explicitly they behave--INDEPENDENT INDIA

In a land of Social Reformers, Patriots and Great Ideals, CORRUPTION Triumphs--INDEPENDENT INDIA

Well Friends, I don’t want to be another Back seat driver criticizing others.. Rather, we got far more positive things to focus on.. So all we need to do is stop being a couch potato and react rationally…

Times are testing, times are dark,
 Each one of us have got this spark,
Let us return the favour to this Patriots’ Land….
Why not build a Newer Nation,With our Innovating Wand……..

A Very Happy Independence Day Buddies !!!!
Let us make It Count !!!!!!
J







Friday, August 12, 2011

MeMoRiEs....


           Helllo Friends… Wsh yu a very happy Belated Frndshp Day(Damn me for being late)… Being in MBA institute I actually had the privilege of celebrating the day in the esteemed air-conditioned classrooms of National Institute of Industrial Engineering (NITIE), with the teacher tremendously brainstorming us by the Economics Thesis..  :P 
            Well guyzzz life in NITIE, an awesome green surrounding, guarded by Vihar Lake on two sides, the freshness of NITIE Sarovar, everything is outstandingly perfect clearly justifying NITIE as “ God’s Own Campus”  J( It is popularly known as the same ).  Often we are welcome by the Crows bestowing us with their shit and LEOPARDS as our frequent visitors. Snakes and scorpios are not surprises for us anymore  :P
             Yet MAHAMANDI’11, the event NITIE is well known for, is something I won’t forget for my life…Selling the NGO products in Mumbai city streets for the social cause was more than selling and learning.. I gradually developed more respect for the real heroes, SALESMEN….  Doing the task I was even caught by the Railway Police… So there I was sitting in AC cabin of Railway headmaster, with the cool air still failing to prevent  me from sweating.. but may be innocent face of mine made them set me free later… lolzzzzzz… Hell of an experience guys.. I  tell yu…  ;)
              After the event, Leopold Cafe was d place, whre we frndss had extremely fantabulous time…  Once in a lifetime plzzz do visit it… It s worth it buddies… J
So much thngsss to tell…. Later someday !!!
Ohhhhh n yeah lemme take ths opportunity to wish my beloved Sisters ,Jui, Divya, Sakshi, Shreya, Sayali, Shaileja, Rutuja, Sheetal, Priyanka, Priya, and Vrushali(Rani) A Very Happy Rakshabandhan..
Catch yu at home..soooon  ;)
Till then tata  J

Sunday, July 31, 2011

There stood I .......

There stood I ,
In the comforts of Symbi Bed,
Little did I knw about
What had FATE planned !!!!

Some scribbling on the web browser,
And I ended up seeing myself in a list.
"Holy Crap !!! Is it true???"
My inner-self enquired...
To my utter surprise,
I saw my dream come true...
NITIE it was !!!!!
"This surely must be ecstasy" . Thought I..

Moments later,There stood I ,
With a sick feeling
In the core of my stomach..
Cuz' I had to choose between  the TWO-Quite difficult..
SYMBI and NITIE..
FRIENDS and NEW HORIZON..
More importantly,
PUNE(My Sweetheart)  and Mumbai(My career)...
.

Friends and Symbi Seniors came in handy !!!

So,here  I stand ,
As a NITIEian ,today...
Thanking you all buddies,
For all that yu have done for me...
Please keep me in yur prayers
As yu always did..
Hope V all meet again
And Rock The surroundings....
Like V always did..

Till thn
Smile and live to the fullest,
Cuz' This life is a Bubble
Why not enjoy it
Before reaching the ground and
Crushing to death...